Wife and Husband
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day) :"I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. "
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
老公和老婆
老婆对经常整天坐在那里看报纸的老公说:“我希望我就是报纸你每天把我捧在手上”
老公说:"我也希望你是报纸那样的话我可以天天换新的"
