english-jokes：fist of all, Who Is This
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?"
先告诉我，你是哪一个？
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去了不同的大学读书。经历了太多，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天，我给家里打了个电话，想在爸爸那里对我独有的问题找到安慰和理解。爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始说我大学生活中经历的挫折。当我歇口气时，爸爸说：“好啦，亲爱的...现在，还是先告诉我你是哪一个吧？”
