What do you call a cattle trailer with nothing in it?
A cattle-lack.
What do you call a cat who sucks lemons?
A sour puss.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a bulldozer and a collie?
A hot diggety dog.
How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky fried owl?
What side of a dog has the most fur?
The outside.
What can you give away and still keep?
A cold.
Why were the sardines out of work?
Because they got canned.
What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
If a housefly was dropped into a glass of Coke why wouldn't it get injured?
Because Coke is a soft drink.
